Read this article on MSN( http://lifestyle.xin.msn.com/en/sex-relationships/article.aspx?cp-documentid=4716990 ) & found it so very true. People can be so hilarious and be such a pain in the arse at times.
"Breakup can be excruciatingly painful. Let's face it -- we've all been there. Some relationships end with fighting. Some end with crying while some with verbal insults. Whichever the case, the split is like your heart being crushed with a mullet. Sure, wallowing can assuage the pain but how long are you going to be stuck feeling unmoored upon breaking up?"
1) You Facebook-stalk your ex (
you'd be in his top fan list in facebook )
2) You're still keeping the remnants of your past relationship. (
Burn Them )
3) Her SMSes are still on your phone (
Your Inbox Is Gonna Be Full )
4) You fantasize about your ex (
OMG. You're a sicko )
5) Her new relationship freaks you out (
Get a new one puhlease )
6) You purposely bump into your ex (
Go on & kick his arse )
7) You harbour the hopes that you two can still have a future together (
Erm )
8) You feel that there are things left unsaid with your ex (
Then leave it that way )
9) You find ways to make your ex jealous (
HAHA. AA!(Attract Attention)) 10)You're not open to new relationships (
Then leave them closed )